I’m a strong supporter of doing sexual things completely out of context…
We’re in the middle of dinner and you want me to finger you for a couple of minutes? Great.
I’m on my way to work and you want to send me nudes while I’m out and about? Awesome.
We’re on a date and you want to grope me a couple of times and rub up against me? Perfect.
I’m already horny pretty much all the time. Why should the fun be limited to the bedroom?
Is there a polite way to ask you to shove me against a wall and bite my neck?
hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof
I’ve never seen anything so accurate though
